“Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it’s almost heartbreaking because they don’t want it to be over. It’s a little bittersweet, isn’t it?”
That is the laughingly mad face of a man who can see the end in sight, but is not there yet.
No one hates twilight more than Robert Pattinson. NO ONE.
THIS IS A FEELINGS OVERLOAD
ALL OF THE FEELINGS AT ONCE.
Also the moral of this story is that Mark understands how hugely, hugely important outside recognition is to Eduardo, and refuses to give it because he’s a vindictive little snot, and the other moral of this story is that even when Eduardo is furious at Mark he’s still got Mark’s back, like how nobody is allowed to say mean shit about an infuriating sibling except you and if anyone tries you will commit quasi-perjury to put them in their crew-rowing place.